I was waiting for the train the other day and I saw a lot of imposing signs.
No Running.
No Climbing.
No Jumping.
No Drinking.
No Smoking.
No Food.
No Drinks.
No Skateboarding.
No Rollerblading.
No Cycling.
No Graffiti.
No Vandalism.
No Littering.
No Loitering.
No Offensive Language.
No Feet On The Seats.
I thought it all a bit stupid. I mean, who the fuck rollerblades anyway?